Last Vegas (2013)

Last VegasReleased: November 1, 2013. Directed by: Jon Turteltaub. Starring: Robert De Niro, Michael Douglas, Morgan Freeman. Runtime: 105 min.

During “Last Vegas,” I often sarcastically thought – I can’t wait until I get old. I get to have those pill holders with the days of the week on them; have the constant threat of diseases like mild strokes; back pain; erectile dysfunction. That sounds like the life, and I already have one of those things, so I just cannot wait until I experience all of them. Even if any of these older gentlemen have half of the things listed, they’re out to prove they can still party like it’s 1969, when they were actually in their prime.

Billy (Michael Douglas), Paddy (Robert De Niro), Archie (Morgan Freeman) and Sam (Kevin Kline) have been best pals since the early days, and they having a reunion in Vegas – because Billy is getting married to a girl half his age, which just sets up countless jokes, but I don’t remember any references to Hugh Hefner in the actual film.

Billy and Paddy aren’t the best of pals right now, however – and they have some making up to do. You see, these two guys loved the same girl, Sophie, when they were kids – and she ended up marrying Paddy. With that, they have some unresolved issues which I won’t spoil.

Sam is given a hall pass because he is having intimacy problems with the lady back home, and what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. This is an amusing sub-plot, even if it is so familiar I was having deja vu during one scene. Archie recently had a health spook and now he’s just searching for a little independence. The story’s really about showing how these guys’ relationships have been through a lot but they can still tolerate each other, so that’s a nice thing. There’s another sub-plot where the guys meet a woman named Diana (Mary Steenburgen), a woman with the traditional lounge singer job in Vegas. Her character helps mainly Billy and Paddy grow. It might have been funnier if she turned out to be a hooker, but it doesn’t seem like a lot of PG-13 rated movies have many hookers in them; unless you count Woody Harrelson in “Anger Management.”

As far as PG-13 rated films go, this one shows that they can still be pretty damn funny. There’s some mild language (one F-bomb) and some sexual content, so one can see where it could be edited to get an R-rating. There’s a bikini contest, just take off the bikinis – and bam, young teens would then have to sneak in. It’s a funny movie that is reminiscent of “The Hangover” but I think the character development’s a bit stronger – but the original “Hangover” is a much better film. This is a familiar Vegas outing, but a decent one. The big laughs are probably eight minutes between each other (don’t quote me on that), but the chuckles are strong throughout.

It’s a nice movie that makes each of these characters realize that they can still be happy as older gentlemen, and still live happy lives –  and that’s a good message for people. It seems that the writers feel too often that they have shove in an old person joke every five minutes, some hit – but we get it, they’re old. They call Google “the Google”, This movie makes me realize that Kline is 66 years old, even if he looks pretty good for his age. All these older actors get many laughs out of the audience, and it has fun with a simple premise. The actors are great so they make these generic characters seem much better than they are. The intention of this innocent movie called “Last Vegas” is to give people a good time, and at least it has a good heart. It’s sort-of funny that this bachelor party movie, one that is reminiscent of “The Hangover” is a much, much better film than “The Hangover Part III.”


18 thoughts on “Last Vegas (2013)

      1. By the way, I’ve seen 75 of 2013’s releases so far. Well, only 70 if you don’t count the five films I saw at TIFF that haven’t been released in theatres yet

      2. And 76 if you count Curse of Chucky which was a straight-to-dvd horror flick… I’ll post a final tally in January, and a list of the ones I still intend to see.

        Yes, it’s fun to be recent 🙂

  1. Good review Dan. Something like this would have fallen flat on its face, had it not been for the stars involved with this. But since they are involved with this movie, it’s a bit better and more entertaining to watch.

  2. Nice review! The film is fairly shallow as far as technical effects go but you’re in for a few laugh out loud moments 🙂 Morgan Freeman makes any movie amazing!
    Thanks for a great read.

    1. Yeah, I guess that’s true! I try not to focus on that sort-of stuff in comedies, but if it seems like they’re making an effort – I’ll mention it. Haha, doesn’t he though! I think he’s great 🙂 And thank you for the compliment :D!

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