As you may have noticed, I’ve reviewed the entire Fast and Furious franchise so far in the past week and a bit. I thought I’d make a post for all the reviews, and only take my best one or two thoughts on each movie, in case you don’t have time to read every review. Here we go!
“The care is implemented on the cool physical appearance of the cars, and there’s not as much care implemented on the intellectual level of the movie; but who really cares? It gets the adrenaline going, and that’s the movie’s intention.” 74/100.
“To truly enjoy the hell out of this, you will have to turn the logical part of your brain right off. To a point where it might actually cause brain damage; and frankly, this movie just isn’t worth that. I remember this being much better; so suffice to say, this is 2 big of a disappointment.” 40/100.
“The star cameo is one of the only things worthwhile about this bland endeavour. It’s a formulaic plot; but the drifting feels fresh and fun. The cinematography looks the most pristine out of the first three. It also has Han and fast cars.That’s almost all this has going for it.” 52/100.
“The racing scenes are lots of fun, and it’s an adequate revenge story. The title is really the only lazy thing about the movie. However, for a racing movie, there’s a lack of non-stop kinetic energy.” 65/100.
“Fast Five fills up its gas tank and the cast and crew bring it all to this fast-paced, energetic, compelling ride. It’s not only fun, but a good movie, as well.” 82/100.
You can just click here and read my review of Fast & Furious 6.
And so far in the franchise, the average score is 67.167.
Alabama teenager Sean Boswell becomes a major competitor in the world of drift racing after moving in with his father in Tokyo to avoid a jail sentence in America.
The plot isn’t very strong. It’s a new kid in town formula, with a lot of car racing and drifting. This makes me want to play a video game. The movie manages to feel fresh and somewhat intriguing, and that’s refreshing to see after a poor first sequel. Lucas Black is very bland in this. He has an equally bad chemistry with his love interest, Neela (Nathalie Keeley), the girlfriend of D.K. (Brian Tee), the Drift King. He is the main antagonist, and the son of a high figure within the Tokyo Mafia. Brian Tee isn’t such a good actor, he just goes around looking angry. Hopefully he will be good in this year’s The Wolverine. Sung Kang and Bow Wow are decent. Brian Goodman isn’t good as Sean’s father. Anyway, Black has a better chemistry with his car than he does with Keeley. By going after her, he’s really just asking for trouble.
Paul Walker’s slightly better than Black, and viewers will miss his presence. This is out of place in the Fast and Furious narrative. The only connecting factors are the name, the cars, Han, and a star cameo. The star cameo is one of the only things worthwhile about this bland endeavour. The drifting feels fresh and fun. The cinematography looks the most pristine out of the first three. The setting is great and the Asian pop soundtrack is pretty fun. This works as a below average new-kid-in-town action drama, and there are a lot of fun racing sequences. However, when having a Fast and Furious marathon, either skip this or watch it after Fast Five.